Spageism #3

I've been finding the Spageism posts difficult. Mostly because they are so frequent that I forget to take note of them before they vanish from memory, but also because you can't write with sounds. That said, here is a quasi-Spageism.

I always hope that every new Coke that is unveiled will taste the same as the original Coke. I saw my co-worker drinking the new Coke Zero and asked her if it tasted like the original. She enthusiastically declared it to be, and zealously encouraged me to try it soon. So I did. A couple of weeks later when somebody asked me if Coke Zero tasted like original Coke I said, "No. It's the chemical approximation of what a computer might think Coke tastes like."