Made In Canada FCC?

Edit: Feb. 29/08 14:26 PST

And there you have it. The amendment to Bill C-10 that is covered below was lobbied for by the hateful, divisive religious group Canada Family Action Coalition. "The Canada Family Action Coalition is an evangelical group that seeks to have what it calls "Judeo-Christian moral principles" restored in Canada." And the president of the group is, of course, one of those guys who condemns films without watching them. But I believe this allows me to rest my case when it comes to; the Conservatives trying to be more American, the suspicion that religious doctrine may be used to vet art, and that censorship of non-conservative views is the goal...not "public interest"...whatever that is to Harper.

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The Conservatives have, in the style of America, hid an amendment inside the large Bill C-10 that was already passed in the House of Commons. This amendment would give the federal Heritage Department the power to deny funding for films and TV shows it considers offensive even if federal agencies such as Telefilm and the Canadian Television Fund have invested in the production. Representatives from the Heritage and Justice departments would determine which productions are unsuitable and therefore ineligible for tax cuts.

David Cronenberg, the Canadian director behind the critically acclaimed Eastern Promises, said the proposed plan doesn't belong in Canada.

"It sounds like something they do in Beijing," he told CBC News. "You have a panel of people working behind closed doors who are not monitored and they form their own layer of censorship."

Cronenberg says Canadians have a reputation for making edgy dark movies that go places other filmmakers wouldn't venture.

This new panel could quash that kind of creativity, he said.

Stephen Waddell, national executive director of the Alliance of Canadian Cinema, Television and Radio Artists, the actors union, said it seems the government wants to set up a form of "morality police."

"The government is overstepping its bounds and interfering in an arms-length process," Waddell said in a statement released Thursday. "Withholding public funding for film and television productions it deems offensive is a dangerous direction for this government that smacks of censorship."

Waddell said he wonders whether the standards to be applied would be representative of a modern Canadian society or what he calls a "fundamentalist perspective" borrowed from the United States.

Every little step this Harper government takes towards emulating their hero, Prez Bush, makes me increasingly nervous because the Liberals can't get their act together to be a credible opposition so this whole damn country might end up as America-lite if we're not careful. The response from the government was this:

Annette Gibbons, associate director general at Heritage Canada, said the changes are only slight alterations to current guidelines.

"It's our responsibility to ensure that public funds are not invested in certain types of material, such as hate propaganda, excessively violent material, or pornography," she said.

And who said that this government department is at all an authority on these issues? By what measure are they making their decisions? Which religious yardstick can we expect them to apply? How are they even defining the parameters of those categories? How slight can the alterations be if they require an amendment to a Bill and the Income Tax Act?

Does this inching towards censorship make anyone else nervous? I thought that in Canada we were educated enough to interpret and assign value to what we see and hear without the government deciding in advance for us.

On Climate Inaction

I have a question to put forth.

The anti-climate change/anti-Kyoto folks' argument always centres around their skepticism that humans are responsible for the environmental issues that are coming to a head. eg. "The lobby group was formed several years ago to protest Canada's legally binding commitments in the international Kyoto agreement on climate change and cast doubt about research linking human activity to global warming."

These arguments persist and are eaten up by the tragically uniformed despite the following:

"The overwhelming majority of scientists that study climate change agree that human activity is responsible for changing the climate. The United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is one of the largest bodies of international scientists ever assembled to study a scientific issue, comprised of more than 2,000 scientists from 100 countries. The IPCC has concluded that most of the warming observed during the past 50 years is attributable to human activities. Its findings have been publicly endorsed by the national academies of science of all G-8 countries, as well as those of China, India and Brazil. The Royal Society of Canada – together with the national academies of fifteen other nations – also issued a joint statement on climate change that stated, in part: "The work of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) represents the consensus of the international scientific community on climate change science. We recognize IPCC as the world's most reliable source of information on climate change."

I think we can agree that humans have contributed something to the issue (think Greenhouse Effect) even if we can't all agree that we are primarily responsible (think Earth's natural cycles of hot & cold).

BUT,

I posit,

Does it matter who or what caused/is causing the problem?

AND, even if there was no evidence of climate change, would we not still want to commit to reducing our pollution output levels? Does it matter if every single country in the world is committing to action?

The range of historical tragedies, from genocide to colonialism to the restriction of human rights, were/are supposed to teach us to think as a global unified species and that positive action, no matter how small, makes a difference and starts to avalanche into more and better action. It is also a tenet we attempt to teach the young though we refuse to model the behaviour.

It seems to me that all the bickering going on about who is at fault for melting ice caps or the childish attitude of we-won't-do-anything-unless-China etc.-does-too is completely irrelevant to just doing something about the wellness of Earth and its inhabitants.

Spending so much time and energy closely examining the relationship between Industry and Climate restricts our view of the Big Picture: the planet is under siege, species are rapidly becoming extinct, air/water/land pollution is out of control, and the health of living things is under attack.

I decided to take a quick search about and found a video that takes a similar but radically different approach to the argument. In his awesome video How It All Ends, science dude Greg Craven demonstrates that deciding to act or not on Climate Change is completely disconnected from whether or not you believe in the phenomenon. I've embedded the video below, and although it's educational, it is entertaining...a low budget Bill Nye The Science Guy if you will. In all seriousness it's a compelling argument about risk and I'm glad I saw it so I hope you will also watch it. And think hard on it too. Thank you.

Moon Eyed, For Real

After that last post, I took a walk to the nearby Olive Garden (blah) to pick up some dinner...and realized that a lunar eclipse was occurring!

Tonight, it's a serious moon theme. I trudged through snow in the freezing Edmonton night to find a good vantage point and snap some pictures. I ended up having to sit on my heels knee-deep in snow to prop the camera on a post and take about 50 pictures. Then I called Wookiee and chatted for 20 minutes about eclipses, Somalia, the Insurance Corporation of British Columbia, etc. It wasn't until after we hung up and I turned to walk back to the hotel that I realized that my wet-from-snow dress pants had been frozen into solid sheets. Fraking Edmonton.

Anyway, this is the best picture I could manage sans tripod or DSLR.


Wookiee tells me that the two bright objects above and to the left of the moon are Saturn and the bright star Regulus. Awesome.

Moon Eyed

Holy frak. I need one of these asap!

From English Russia I have garnered another bit of info that proves how much Russians rock.

Russian designers have created Your Personal Moon. I've searched a lot and still can't figure out how to get one. More research will be done!

Notes From Edmonton

Yep, I'm in Edmonton again. Monday and Tuesday I was in a strange little meeting room at the back of a Best Western parking lot in North Vancouver. Today and tomorrow I'm in several large meeting rooms at the Delta Edmonton South Hotel and Conference Centre. Basically, I'm in the midst of a Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder marathon. And that's all I've got to say about that.

I walked up the street to grab a drink and pastry before the conference began this morning. I didn't put up my 'Do Not Disturb' door knob hanger and when I returned to the hotel I decided to grab something else from my room. When I entered the room there was nobody in it nor had it been cleaned or touched in any way. But there was a single green rubber glove inside the door. Curious.

On Monday I mentioned to Wookiee that I wondered what was going on with Castro - hadn't heard much of anything from that camp since his bro took over. This morning the Globe & Mail that was slid under my door had this front page:Ask and you shall receive!

When I got back to my room this afternoon, the cleaning staff had rearranged all my washroom things and laid them out on a towel. Also curious. More intriguing is the evidence, in depressed circles, that my in room glasses had been washed (read: rinsed) in the sink and left to dry on that towel. Ew. Those glasses might be dirtier now than when I left them. What if the last guest left them here just rinsed and now I'm using them? Gad!

The last time I was in town I stayed at the Fairmont. *gazing wistfully towards the Macdonald* No reused anything in that place!

Flying home on Friday - woo!

Hypocrisy Shout Out...Again

Maybe I should just number these and post as I find. So let's call this one Hypocrisy Shout Out #2...

As you may have already heard, there is a damaged American spy satellite heading towards Earth. It is believed that it will impact in early March and the thinking heads down South have been deciding what to do about it; let it crash land? shoot it out of the sky?

"President George W. Bush, acting on advice of security officials, has decided to try to shoot down the satellite before it enters Earth's atmosphere."

Sounds reasonable. But reading on...

"Last year, China drew criticism from a host of countries, including the U.S., after it used a missile to shoot down an old weather satellite about 865 kilometres above the Earth. The move was widely viewed as one that could lead to the increasing militarization of space."

Ah. There's the hypocrisy. I knew we'd find it if we persevered through the entire article. America can do whatever the frak they want, even if they deride it in the first place. Is it to protect their secret imaging sensor on board? That's what the White House says, but what does the military say?

"Joint Chiefs of Staff vice-chairman Gen. James Cartwright denied that, saying classified technology is not an issue because the heating that would occur on re-entry would destroy any technology and "would not justify using a missile to shoot it down." "

And does anyone really believe that America is against the militarization of space? Isn't it more likely that they're against the militarization of space by anybody other than themselves? Seems like they're just jealous that they didn't already get to shoot missiles into space; "It will be the first time the U.S. has ever attempted to shoot a spacecraft down with a surface-to-air missile, Cartwright said."

Mmm, I Love Turtles

Leatherback turtles are the most endangered of the world's turtles and in response to this article I am doing my part to raise awareness of their plight.

Leatherbacks are one of the many animals of the sea who travel all over the globe in search of food. Research has shown that the turtle, which can reach 2.75 metres in length and weigh over 900 kilograms, roam from the South China Sea to the Sea of Japan and the North Pacific. Leatherbacks are not only larger than all other sea turtles in the world, they are the biggest reptiles on the planet.

Scientists tracked one turtle by satellite on a 20,000 kilometre journey from Indonesia to America before the transmitter's battery ran out. Leatherbacks, and other turtles, face dangers such as ingesting debris (read: human garbage) and multinational fisheries as they struggle to survive but we do little to nothing to protect them at sea.

"It will be the responsibility of many countries to ensure the species survives in the Pacific Ocean for future generations," Benson said.

"It's an animal that doesn't recognize international boundaries. You can protect the nesting beaches, but if you can't protect the animal in the water, you haven't done anything."

The Guest Directory

From the Best Western in the Valley. (PittRidgeMeadows)

If the Don wishes to be left in peace:

Panda Sneeze

I browsed through a whole lot of videos on College Humor today and this is the only one that made me laugh. It's short and awesome.


The sneeze rocks, but it's Mama Panda's reaction that really cut me up.

Fog Drawing

Sitting in my car, bowl in hand, watching planes land in heavy rains at the airport. Waiting for the next plane, I haphazardly draw a plus sign in the fog of my window with the tip of my pinkie. It ended up looking like a cross instead of a plus so, to cover the error, I tried to draw a pope under it. Instead it turned into a large snouted, four-legged beast wearing a pope hat. I'm terrible at portraits.

Canadians And War

It has come to light that disrespectful humans enjoy travelling to the Canadian War Memorial at Vimy Ridge in order to perform lewd acts, film them, and post them online. It's not the porn that bothers me, it's that people would find it appropriate to do it at a freaking war memorial. It's incredibly insulting to humanity, and we all know it, so I'll let the Canadian security detail work out what they'll do about it on the land that France gave us.

But there's another thought that was sprung after reading the article: the Canadian perspective on war and memorials.

"In 1940 Hitler, responding to allegations in the Canadian media that German forces occupying France had destroyed the memorial, toured the site and posed for photographs.

A veteran of trench warfare in France during the First World War, the infamous Nazi leader insisted that the memorial be protected, even though German soldiers had destroyed other French war memorials.

Vimy, unlike the other memorials, didn't carry a message of French triumph over the Germans.

"It was dedicated to sacrifice, loss of life, and remembrance," University of Ottawa historian Serge Durflinger told Canwest News Service last year. He added that Hitler admired the memorial immensely, and so the Germans respected it as well."

This idea comes up a lot from the Canadian perspective; we honour Remembrance Day (as many other Nations do) as a day to ponder loss and sacrifice, to remember what was being protected and the people who did it, rather than glorify battle or victory. Because there is no victory in war. The American National Anthem sings out proud of "the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air" - we would never boisterously celebrate such things! We pride ourselves for being International Peacekeepers and even print it on our money - along with a verse of Flanders Fields.

I don't have any real point to make here, it's just a thought that passed by my cubicle door and ended up on my screen.

Serious Discussion

I can't believe that I just read an entire article, covering several laws, energy conservation legislation, comments from the World Wildlife Fund and Ontario's Energy Minister that is all about ending a ban on clotheslines.

Yes, clotheslines.

"Peter Love said clothesline bans were passed at a time when priorities were different, and the time has come for people to "have the right to dry their clothes outside.""

For some unknown archaic reason, having clotheslines out to dry laundry is currently illegal in many areas of Ontario. There seems to be entirely too much discussion, consultation, sound and fury, and expounding experts for such a simple and rather unimportant issue. Should we allow clotheslines? Consumer's can save up to $30 a year in energy bills if they hang 25% of their laundry outside! "Before clotheslines can become legal, Phillips said the province is asking for public input over the next two months."!

"The Liberals passed an energy conservation leadership law shortly after their election in 2003 that included a clause allowing the province to abolish local bans on clotheslines imposed by residential associations or developers through sale agreements."

This is serious business!

For frak's sake just change the rules! What is the big deal? It's clotheslines! And now I've wasted my (and your) time with even more discussion on clotheslines. Yeesh.

"The province is asking the public for input on how best to end the clothesline bans through a 60-day posting on Ontario's Environmental Registry."

My suggestion? Just end the ban. Plain and simple. Much like a clothesline.

Letters from Edmonton

I spent the last few days in Alberta's capital for a Multigenerational Workplaces Forum. There was interactive polling with real time manipulation of data, guest speakers weighing in on Traditionalists, Baby Boomers, Generation Xs and Generation Ys in the workforce, recruitment and retention strategies, "Conversation Cafés" to get the brain juices flowing, and a whole lot of moderators.

Here's what I took home from the Forum:

-The Public Service will not be motivated to adjust the status quo by hiring true Gen X and Ys when they can hire people of Gen X/Y age who have Traditionalist and Baby Boomer values and attitudes.

-Edmonton is too cold, flat, and empty.

-And many quotes...


"Before the average was 2.5 children per family. Now it's 1.2 children. A full child and a coupe of legs running around."

"Powerful right? You hear a song, 'Ah yes, I remember that summer...' Or, as many Boomers remind us, 'We don't remember that summer.'"

"People are not like rocks."

"These generations don't respect people in their positions unless it is earned. Just because you exist, it doesn't make you competent."

"It's the 'Bums In The Seats Principle' - if I can't see you, you're not working."

"And this is what we call being professional? All dress in the same suits, don't show too much emotion, don't use too many adjectives..."

"Boomers are about 'Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll', and Xs are about the fear of sex, drugs and rock and roll."

"You can get this free encryption service. Now, this is basic encryption: the CIA can break it, the RCMP can ask the CIA to break it..."

Too Many Idiots

I know I harp on stuff like this a lot, but it's just too disgusting!

At the day job I'm collecting data on the children and youth programs we are running in some communities in British Columbia. One thing we ask for is a list of staff positions on site and their qualifications.

One of these reports has the Early Childhood Educator attempting to tell us that they have two Educators and a Program Coordinator. This person listed them as such:

Program Coordinator

Eductor

Educdtor

And they also failed to list the qualifications. Well, these Educators are clearly not qualified!

Seriously, Eductor and Educdtor?? What the fraking hell is an EDUCDTOR??

South Dakotan Plate

It reads, "A Man & His Toys, Such A Beautifull Sight"

Agree or Disagree? And is the double 'l' at the end of 'beautiful' meant to make it innuendo?