Pant Loon

Someone sent me a link to an article today that I had to share because, well, it's an excellent illustration of how assholes are ruining everything.

A judge from Washington, D.C. took some clothes to the dry cleaners and they lost the pants. He's saying that the cleaners committed fraud by having signs up that read "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and "Same Day Service" and asked for $67 million in compensation. The attorney for the dry cleaners has stated that it would only be "considered fraud only if the signs misled a "reasonable" person. No reasonable person, he says, would interpret them to be an unconditional promise of satisfaction."

I don't know if he's totally unreasonable, I mean, he did recognize that he was asking for quite a large sum of money for a pair of pants. He has since reduced his claim to $54 million.