Both, You Say?

My mom just got back from a business trip in Portland and brought with her two chocolate bars for my brother and I. One was Extra Dark Chocolate, the other was Extra Dark Chocolate with Macadamia Nuts and Cranberries, and we were supposed to decide who got which one. I was very stoned and said, "Hey, wanna split them both and share so we both get both?" I think my cover is blown.