Canadian Cold Cases

It's amazing how often you read stories in Canadian news about decades-old murders being solved and those once off-scot-free killers arrested.

My advice to you is, don't commit a serious crime in Canada; there's very little violent crime and as a result we've got loads of detectives with fuck all to do - it may take 'em twenty years, but they're gonna get you.

In fact, here's a list of Canada's 20 unsolved homicides dating back to 1976. And only a Canadian can think that less that one unsolved homocide per year still seems a little high.

Of course, compared with the "NYPD Cold Case Squad and the detectives charged with investigating the nearly 9,000 unsolved murders in New York City between 1985 and 2004", not to mention, well, the rest of New York and the rest of the United States - we're waaaaay ahead of the game.

Maybe the RCMP can help solve the whole Biggie & Tupac thing...