Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Horoscope Non Sequitur

I rarely ever waste my time reading the newspaper's horoscopes, but the other day I was sitting at a conference registration table (after all the participants had registered) and I was bored. It was pretty standard - until the unexpected finale.

"Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You will likely learn something new today. Ideas from unexpected sources, as well as innovative concepts are stimulating. Be alert for surprises connected with travel, education, publishing and the media. This is a pleasantly stimulating day. You're sure to learn something new. (Elvis lives!)"

The repeat of "learn something new" leads me to believe that this paper's resident psychic wants me to know that what I learned that day, was that Elvis lives. Hey, that was stimulating.


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