Breaking "News"

A new poll was conducted to tell us that people all around the world experience stress. Wow. What a breakthrough! That wasn't a waste of time and resources at all! This is brand new information!

Seriously, this is a top story? I guess it's been inserted there to validate your stress, distract you a bit from real news, and to make you feel that during the holiday stress zone you are not alone. I think it's ridiculous, and instead you should be aware that...

"A move is underway to make Jesus Christ the honorary king of Poland"

Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently this is to be expected because the citizens are hardcore Roman Catholic. Not only that, but this is the country that made Mary (mother of Jesus) its honorary queen because they believed she helped them win a battle with Sweden(!).

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