Freak Magnet

Why is it that I attract the exact opposite kind of attention that I want?

Walking back to the hostel in the middle of the night some guy outside a 24 hour deli calls out to me, "Hey beautiful, what's your name?" I didn't tell him so he says "that's mean!"

Two nights in a row the middle aged front desk guy working the graveyard shift tried to get me to stay and talk to him by continually offering massages that "will take five years off [my] life". And when I try to just go upstairs and go to bed because it's fucking 4 in the morning, he taunts me with an "Oh, are you getting scared now?"

I met some moron kid from Texas on the hostel patio who proceeded to hit on me for three straight days. He text messaged me constantly, even while I was sitting in his presence, and never had the balls to say anything to my face. I repeatedly told him no, that I wasn't interested, and made as many jokes at his expense that I could. So after making it abundantly clear that he needs to fuck off, what does he do? He sends me a picture of his penis.

Of course.