"We thought about making you the summer project for the Nutrition student.""Hey! I ate two oranges this morning! Of course, that was probably the first fruit I've eaten all year."
"You're probably not even lying."
"Well, kinda, I do eat these fruit cups almost every day I guess. I'm eating one right now actually!"
(one hour later)
"You're still eating that fruit cup??"
"Yeah, I'm just not feeling it. I think the fruit is rejecting me, it's saying, 'We don't want to go in there! You're full of grease and gravy!'"
"Ha ha! You shouldn't be saying that in front of the Nutrition student."
"Nah, I think that sitting near her means that her Nutritionistism is rubbing off on me. Through osmosis, I am getting healthier."
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