Back in the late 90s, Louis moved into my place in Waterloo, Ontario. We're both psychotic, so inexplicable insanity was always on display at the apartment. We were constantly laughing at things until we were crying, choking, in pain, stamping our feet, and unable to function at all. Eventually we decided to post a piece of paper in the kitchen where we could write down the things that we laughed at. We kept taping new pieces of paper onto it until Louis moved to Montreal and the tradition was halted. We ended up just short of a hundred items on the list, and it is now known as The 98 Things Spage & Louis Laughed At In Waterloo. The original includes pictures and accents to words, I still have it in a box somewhere, saved for future framing. There's probably nothing on it that makes any sense to anyone but Lou & I, but if you want to ask about any of them, I'd be more than happy to give you the attached story. Without further ado, I present,The 98 Things Spage & Louis Laughed At In Waterloo
1. "I want to jump in a lake!"
2. Penny stairs
3. "Check the O.R., you like it so far?"
4. Dancing the Nutcracker Ballet
5. The cat must think we're insane
6. We want to hang things around the cat's neck
7. "Yes I dooo..."
8. The Face
9. "Now my pudding is trapped forever!"
10. Hiding the angel
11. Peeking at the foreign people
12. Running with laundry
13. "Quesadilla requires pita!"
14. The Love Connection Dance
15. The can of Meestory!
16. Svetlana
17. Fig-it
18. "You must build me a theatre, you must come everyday and you will be paid very well. Everyday you must come visit me, and we will have conversations about many things."
19. Transexual Pea
20. Looking for bodywash
21. Wrong hour
22. "Do you want to see my impression of a chow chow?"
23. Stretching while touching elbow
24. Exploding Twizzlers
25. Soft Strong
26. Sticky Goo
27. Bpppppt
28. Anti-Freeze
29. "I don't like you oh my god."
30. 42 in a row
31. Atzpee
32. Some kind of War
33. Puking Head
34. Yes/No
35. Delusional Clam
36. Woody Game
37. Wax?
38. Discount Cat Coupons
39. Natural Phenomenon
40. Hm: The Many Definitions
41. "But you can't write with sounds."
42. De-salinization of tears
43. "Wa wah wawawawawa waaaah!"
44. Gigantic Surprise
45. Chinese Rabbit Hair
46. Flush a brush
47. Showcase Teddy Bear
48. "The calendar is on the TV because it rained."
49. "Oh my gawd! It snowed so much! Do you know what this means?"
50. "Madonna was married to Sean Penn??"
51. Grapes
52. Watches, Igloos & General Insanity
53. "Must be Santa..."
54. Butt Chasing
55. "Why don't I just buy duck?"
56. "Who cares?! You're going to be wearing a coconut brassiere!"
57. "Y'know the little Starbucks kwt?!"
58. "So, we're not getting up until 1?"
"No, noon!"
"Oh no! That means I can't go to the washroom!"
59. "...my language."
"Your language!"
"My language!!"
sub-clause: simple and sexy
60. "We should gas some people."
61. Demonstration of floor space
62. "Are you ready?"
"Oh no!!"
"New pack? Wait! I want to see the ceremonial opening! Oh! Now we have to go to the garbage can!"
63. Misunderstanding the pee conversation
64. "Ryan Raymond Richdale...sounds like a BBQ sauce."
65. "Hi! It's me, are you there?"
66. Maniacal pee ("How does one pee like a maniac?!")
67. Cat buttcheeks
68. "Hey you guys, this thing is FREE!!"
69. *laughing* "He could say anything!"
"Yeah, he could say; 'There's pus coming out of my ear!'"
70. Mickey Mouxe - not Mouxe Mouse
71. lalalalala la blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yeeeeeee! foo nah!
72. *singing* "No it doesn't" "It totally does"
73. Happy Feet
74. Falling off the Truck of Knowledge
75. The Egg Cup who couldn't speak
76. "Oh my god! Branjeet called?!?"
77. "I know what you're doing!"
78. "What do you mean 'That's like me'?? Oh...you mean 'That's like me'."
79. "Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat! You should go to war!"
80. "We need groceries dude."
81. "We're going to have a toilet paper crisis soon."
"When?"
82. The Giant Cookie (and how to get it into one's apt.)
83. "Ha ha ha ha!"
"No! Not that!"
"No, I was thinking about something completely different."
84. Liquid shit
85. Waking up to uteran flesh
86. "Is it a catalogue?"
"Yes, it's a catalogue, 'Here's some things you might like to buy - Merry Christmas!'"
87. for me, for you
88. "For your schedule next week; when do you know?"
89. "Yes, we are getting waves on the sides."
90. "Remember, when you're in New York, and someone hands you a pill
and says 'Swallow this!', what do you do?"
91. "The drug dealers are so crafty!" (As in Arts & Crafts)
92. "Shoe" Status
93. "I'm not yet sexually attracted to my video game character."
94. "Who would ever know that's a fireplace?"
"The little green elves that say 'Ma'!"
95. (During Halloween Bowl Toss) "That's why I can't throw knives."
96. (During Halloween Bowl Toss) "You look like you're in the trenches."
"I am!"
97. "We're not supposed to take pictures of these games, because then
there's evidence that they exist."
98. "What the hell was that?!"
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